"I remember calling my mom and saying: ‘So, I’m gonna drive to California and try to, like, do this stand-up thing so I can get into TV’. […] She didn’t freak out, like, I thought she was going totally to freak out. My dad freaked out, he was like ‘please, get health insurance’. That was his big thing: ‘get health insurance!’." - Retta

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

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thebigblackwolfe:

elegantly-tasteless:

shesspiffytho:

Damn

KeKe out here spittin factsssss

YOOOO THAT’S NOT ALL




KEKE WENT THE FUCK OFF

thebigblackwolfe:

elegantly-tasteless:

shesspiffytho:

Damn

KeKe out here spittin factsssss

YOOOO THAT’S NOT ALL

KEKE WENT THE FUCK OFF

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fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved, and I’m armed! Don’t mess with me!"

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faineemae:

i’m just saying, take as many selfies as you want.

there are multi-million dollar companies with old white men as ceos that profit off of your low self-esteem and self-hate. 

destroy them.

love yourself.

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