kristine. 24. biracial (half-black and half-white not even a little bit hispanic, asian, or anything else that my features may trick you into believing). okay with not being a skinny bitch even if that makes other people uncomfortable. just a little bit prissy and sassy. if donna meagle from parks and recreation and jane williams from happy endings (r.i.p.) had a baby together i think we would have an uncanny amount in common. working on a phd in counselor education because apparently i'm okay with being higher educations bitch.